nepetaleijons:

when u make a mistake

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(Source: bird-meme)

mikey-weston:

this show tho

(Source: maxsweston)

hallelujah-youngandloaded:

this man is a national treasure

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

scythfi-writer:

raddlest:

those people that u love so much and want to talk to them all the time but u feel like ur annoying them

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Chances are that two people who reblogged this were thinking about each other

(Source: raddlest)

spermbanker:

my emergency survival kit is just gonna be a dog. maybe a bandaid.

wakeupmroriza:

I would raise a dog w/ u 

kldzbop:

if you say “give me a minute” and somebody starts counting seconds please feel free to punch them

fluxandpause:

Pros of being gay: both you and your wife would get into the lifeboats on the titanic.

dogpuncher:

i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause

(Source: boinymph)

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

i wrote a song about a tortilla

actually its more of a wrap

(Source: d0nn0)

"My favourite thing was a bunch of people made a giant sign that said “How am I going to be an octopus about this?” and held it up during Pompeii at all the right times and it distracted me enough to sing “octopus” instead by accident."

-Dan Smith [x] (via bastillewtf)

(Source: dansmithsconverse)


There are some days where I just need a hug from everyone to survive.