when I was shopping today with my mom, we ran into one of her ex-coworkers and he introduced himself and shook my hand and was really friendly
and he and mom talked for a bit, and then after he walked away, my mom said
”He got fired because he killed three people.”
and I was kinda spooked for like the next 5 minutes until I remembered my mom is a surgeon
someone studying atoms is really just a bunch of atoms trying to understand themselves
what have you done
can we just talk about Joss Whedon’s script for the avengers?
there is so much more i can’t even begin
OH MY GOD SOMEONE READ THE WHOLE SCRIPT TO ME LIKE A BEDTIME STORY
i am in love with two people. one is you. the other one is also you, but from an alternate timeline with dragons.
having curly hair is like playing a really scary guessing game where you don’t know what it’s going to do until it does it and the only way to fix it is to take another shower
My current clothing style is a combination of “shit I’m late”, “shit it’s cold”, with just a hint of “I’m too lazy to look socially acceptable for you losers”.
- 1. What food would you starve without?
- 2. What do you have that is of great value to you but of no value to anyone else?
- 3. If you could ask God a question what would it be?
- 4. Have you ever won a trophy?
- 5. When was the last time you said "I am glad I do not have that job"?
- 6. Do you believe in fate? Why?
- 7. What would be the very first thing you would do if you won the lottery?
- 8. If you could be a professional athlete what sport would you play?
- 9. What nickname do you have?
- 10. What magazine do you look for when you are stuck in the waiting room?
- 11. What is your favorite way to get exercise?
- 12. What is the biggest obstacle preventing you from starting your own business?
- 13. What restaurant do you go to more than any other?
- 14. What charity do you support?
- 15. What is your favorite thing about spring?
- 16. Where do you believe you where before you were born?
- 17. When was the last time you really laughed?
- 18. What major company would you like to work for?
- 19. What word do you have trouble saying?
- 20. What is your favorite song from a Broadway musical?
- 21. What is the most dramatic view you have seen?
- 22. What is the prettiest place you have been?
- 23. What sports team do you love to see lose?
- 24. Would you ever live in New York City? Why?
- 25. What time do you wake up in the morning?
- 26. What musical instrument do you play?
- 27. What meal was your mother’s best?
- 28. Who is there in your life that you would take a bullet for?
- 29. What goals do you have for your children?
- 30. What color underwear do you think the person to your right is wearing?
- 31. What is your dream car?
- 32. What in your life do you "do by the numbers"?
- 33. What story from history inspires you?
- 34. What book inspires you?
- 35. What movie inspires you?
- 36. What story from sports inspires you?
- 37. What holiday makes you sad?
- 38. When was the last time you cried?
- 39. When was the last time you said ""You Don't Understand! ""?
- 40. What band would you camp out all night to get tickets to see?
- 41. What is the closest you have been to a lighting strike?
- 42. What is the closest you have been to a natural disaster?
- 43. Have you ever gotten up early for a "black Friday sale"?
- 44. What is the largest crowd you have ever been in?
- 45. What is the scariest crowd you have ever been in?
- 46. What is the story behind one of your scars?
- 47. What secrets do you have for getting better service?
- 48. If you were an artist what medium would you work in?
- 49. What was the last national park you visited?
- 50. What national park would you like to go to?
- 51. What is more important than a good night's sleep
- 52. Where does a good night's sleep rank on your priorities?
- 53. What do you dislike most about modern life?
- 54. Would you be willing to live "off the grid"?
- 55. How many passwords do you have memorized?
- 56. How many phone numbers do you have committed to memory?
- 57. How do you manage stress?
- 58. What is the biggest snowstorm you can remember?
- 59. When was the worst storm you were ever in?
- 60. What summer camps did you go to as a child?
- 61. In what ways are you a nerd?
- 62. How do you think the world will end?
- 63. What is the worst book you ever had to read?
- 64. Would you ever want to live in London?
- 65. If you were going to go into business for yourself what would you do?
- 66. When was the last time you witnesses "professional courtesy"?
- 67. What bugs you most about air travel?
- 68. Do you believe there are any Ethics left in business?
- 69. If you had access to a life coach what would you want to work on?
- 70. Is there any job you would want to work for 50 years?
- 71. Would you use pirated software?
- 72. Would you download pirated music?
- 73. What in today's society do you feel should be free but is not?
- 74. What do you think are the characteristics that make a good parent?
- 75. What do you think are the characteristics that make a good friend?