officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY: las vegas is spanish for the vegas

officialgaybestfriend:

I am so happy

The mascot’s name is fucking Fappy.

(Source: distant-truth)

guncelikseyler:

Big Jet Plane - Angus & Julia Stone

This was the jam

clayur:

omegameh:

These are 4 circles that don’t intersect…

I’m fucked up. This fucked me up. I’m fucked. This is fucking fucked up. I’m fucked

Someone buy me a velvet skater skirt so I can be badass grunge 90’s enough to kick your pathetic ass to the curb

shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

achillese:

i bet the word comrade is actually just a shortening of “communism is rad”

racingbarakarts:

I’ve made a mistake

bombing:

attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand

cokeproblem:

marry someone who doesn’t have the same favorite cereal as you so that way they won’t eat all of yours