Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
those people that u love so much and want to talk to them all the time but u feel like ur annoying them
Chances are that two people who reblogged this were thinking about each other
if you say “give me a minute” and somebody starts counting seconds please feel free to punch them
Pros of being gay: both you and your wife would get into the lifeboats on the titanic.
i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause