i remember one year in school, our french teacher had to pull the class aside and give us a talk about our final essays because not only did one kid in the class put his paper through Google Translate, but he translated it to Spanish by accident and handed it in thinking it was the correct language.
names are so weird it’s like what noise should i make to get your attention
please watch your fucking language
One time I said this to my friend during school and one of the school’s theology teachers heard me and made me do sit ups in the middle of the hallway hoping that exercise would make sure I wouldn’t curse…..
having a problem you literally cant talk to anyone about
Anonymous asked: Can a soon to be 16 year old and a 20 year old work out?
I work out with my dad all the time and he’s 60
the worst things to ever happen to fashion:
- fake pockets
- making every single shirt see through
- seriously why does it have to be see through
- what is the fucking point i just have to wear another tank top or cami underneath it
- it literally defeats the purpose of being a shirt
- and every single shirt is see through these days this annoys me more than fake pockets and trust me that is an issue
- me: i'm sorry, it's just it's been a bad day
- me: of a tough week
- me: of a bad month
- me: of a terrible year
- me: of a dreadful existence